bioticbear:

Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.

(via waltzingchristoph)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via prycedlanetohigh)

These are like snippets from a modern day interview with the Khal and his Khaleesi

(Source: titansdaughter, via armyofbumblebees)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via absolut-misery)

triple-r-porn:

sangfroidwoolf:

Ralph Fiennes, Tamsin Greig, Janet McTeer and Ken Stott in a promo shot for Yasmina Reza’s God of Carnage, 2008.

Oh, I don’t think I’ve seen this one before…plus…allow me to geek out for a second: Ralph Fiennes and Ken Stott!!

I would have killed to see that production

triple-r-porn:

sangfroidwoolf:

Ralph Fiennes, Tamsin Greig, Janet McTeer and Ken Stott in a promo shot for Yasmina Reza’s God of Carnage, 2008.

Oh, I don’t think I’ve seen this one before…plus…allow me to geek out for a second: Ralph Fiennes and Ken Stott!!

I would have killed to see that production

lapitiedangereuse:

81/2 (1963) -vs- Pulp Fiction (1994)

(via vangoughsleftear)

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

(via gatissed)

prycedlanetohigh:

youwhooncelaidlowthenations:

annievillewhorror:

cumberbitch-please:

frost-steam:

princess-annaof-arendelle-000:

bronzedragon:

anobscureaspirant:

ftchocoholic:

theojoiegrise:

The neverending reblogger. accurate

Excuse me America, it is I, the car alarm

Fuck you, I’m the One Who Leaves Passive Aggressive Post It Notes Everywhere

Bow to me, I’m the one who leaves passive-aggressive post-it notes everywhere(alternately, using my username, The Infamous White Bitch)

The horrifying bible nazi Ok

The infamous Car Alarm. Ah yes. WEEOOO WEEOOO WEEOOO!!!

Bow to me, I am the Buzzkill

Egads! It’s The Customer. Well.

Ahh, yes, I’m the Saber-Toothed Bible Nazi.

FUCK YOU I’M THE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN

fuck you I’m the car alarm? WEE-OO WEE-OO

prycedlanetohigh:

youwhooncelaidlowthenations:

annievillewhorror:

cumberbitch-please:

frost-steam:

princess-annaof-arendelle-000:

bronzedragon:

anobscureaspirant:

ftchocoholic:

theojoiegrise:

The neverending reblogger. accurate

Excuse me America, it is I, the car alarm

Fuck you, I’m the One Who Leaves Passive Aggressive Post It Notes Everywhere

Bow to me, I’m the one who leaves passive-aggressive post-it notes everywhere

(alternately, using my username, The Infamous White Bitch)

The horrifying bible nazi
Ok

The infamous Car Alarm. Ah yes. WEEOOO WEEOOO WEEOOO!!!

Bow to me, I am the Buzzkill

Egads! It’s The Customer. Well.

Ahh, yes, I’m the Saber-Toothed Bible Nazi.

FUCK YOU I’M THE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN

fuck you I’m the car alarm? WEE-OO WEE-OO

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

but-darlings-the-show-must-go-on:


"I’m not a very physical person, really, I used to think it would do me a great deal of good to lift weights, but I gave it up when my neck started getting bigger than my head."
J.Brett

but-darlings-the-show-must-go-on:

"I’m not a very physical person, really, I used to think it would do me a great deal of good to lift weights, but I gave it up when my neck started getting bigger than my head."

J.Brett

(via but-darlings-the-show-must-go-on)